“I dreamed I was in that scary place where they brush you and bathe you and taunt you with the smell of DOG… Wait. Why does the calendar say “Groomer’s” next week? What?! No!!!”
It’s so cold outside that you have to wear TWO pairs of socks to stay warm? And your point is?!?
Someone is having a bad hair day….
Today ends a two-week holiday vacation. I’ve been laying around, trying to come up with some witty observation about time away from work (which will demonstrate my mental superiority over the other, less… Continue reading
There’s never really a “good” checkout lane at Walmart, so of course I picked the very worst one. I’m 3rd in line and the lady at the register is planted like a statue… Continue reading
You have GOT to be joking, Momma. I get that you had a momentary hope for authenticity but a churro bought from a NYC hot dog vendor just isn’t the real deal. That’s… Continue reading
New Year’s Eve Rule # 1: When celebrating the occasion with 150+ strangers; you’ll feel at your best if you’re dressed in retro-couture and sparkling jewels. As a fashion conscious cat, remember to keep… Continue reading