New Year’s Eve 2014
New Year’s Eve Rule # 1:
When celebrating the occasion with 150+ strangers; you’ll feel at your best if you’re dressed in retro-couture and sparkling jewels. As a fashion conscious cat, remember to keep the cocktails flowing in order to surreptitiously check out the costumes of your fellow revelers. A word of caution; avoid staring at the red-napkin accessory of a late-arrival and instead laugh at yourself in that silly party headband. For those indulging in cigarillos and martini’s remember to get out your smartphone for a few “spontaneous” selfies. Trust me; you’ll be glad you did.
Rule # 2:
Once you’ve realized your portuguese club mix dance limit long after midnight, it’s time to drag your fluffy bedraggled tail back home for some much needed cat-sleep. Find the nearest pillow and warm heater and say goodnight / hello to a champagne-induced bird-chasing dream or two. You’ll be glad you did.