New Year’s Eve 2014

New Year’s Eve Rule # 1:

When celebrating the occasion with 150+ strangers; you’ll feel at your best if you’re dressed in retro-couture and sparkling jewels.  As a fashion conscious cat, remember to keep the cocktails flowing in order to surreptitiously check out the costumes of your fellow revelers.  A word of caution; avoid staring at the red-napkin accessory of a late-arrival and instead laugh at yourself in that silly party headband. For those indulging in cigarillos and martini’s remember to get out your smartphone for a few “spontaneous” selfies.  Trust me; you’ll be glad you did.

Rule # 2:

Once you’ve realized your portuguese club mix dance limit long after midnight, it’s time to drag your fluffy bedraggled tail back home for some much needed cat-sleep.   Find the nearest pillow and warm heater and say goodnight / hello to a champagne-induced bird-chasing dream or two.  You’ll be glad you did.