In Hiding
“If I stay very, very still, the vacuum cleaner might not see me.”
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Bad Dream
“I dreamed I was in that scary place where they brush you and bathe you and taunt you with the smell of DOG… Wait. Why does the calendar say “Groomer’s” next week? What?! No!!!”
So?
It’s so cold outside that you have to wear TWO pairs of socks to stay warm? And your point is?!?
Tuesday Blues
Someone is having a bad hair day….
Reflection
Today ends a two-week holiday vacation. I’ve been laying around, trying to come up with some witty observation about time away from work (which will demonstrate my mental superiority over the other, less… Continue reading
Disillusionment
You have GOT to be joking, Momma. I get that you had a momentary hope for authenticity but a churro bought from a NYC hot dog vendor just isn’t the real deal. That’s… Continue reading
New Year’s Eve 2014
New Year’s Eve Rule # 1: When celebrating the occasion with 150+ strangers; you’ll feel at your best if you’re dressed in retro-couture and sparkling jewels. As a fashion conscious cat, remember to keep… Continue reading