LOVERBOY (GIRL)
“Everybody’s working for the weekend… Everybody wants another nap…hey yeah!”
That moment when you find yourself trapped in a carrier by your human, sitting on the dog-groomer’s doorstep just before getting de-furred (and losing your dignity in the process…)
“Sure these sneakers are kinda smelly, but I don’t really care at this point…” Princess Pansy Editor’s Note: Moments later, Princess Pansy made a move that suggests the sneakers didn’t smell that… Continue reading
“Everybody’s working for the weekend… Everybody wants another nap…hey yeah!”
“It’s a half-hour before the alarm goes off; where’s my breakfast?” ~ THE OTHER ONE
“Just like shoes, one can never have too many scratchy-boards…”
(da dah, da da dah… can’t trust that day (da dah, da da dah…) “In case you’re wondering, this is how I feel about Mondays…”
“Stay right where you are, and keep your paws OFF my scratcher.”
“… Ebay shopping in bed. I’m exhausted; think I’ll take a nap now.”
“I dreamed I was in that scary place where they brush you and bathe you and taunt you with the smell of DOG… Wait. Why does the calendar say “Groomer’s” next week? What?! No!!!”
It’s so cold outside that you have to wear TWO pairs of socks to stay warm? And your point is?!?
Someone is having a bad hair day….