WHAT THE ?!?!

That moment when you find yourself trapped in a carrier by your human, sitting on the dog-groomer’s doorstep just before getting de-furred (and losing your dignity in the process…)

THE BIG QUESTION

“Why does it have to be MONDAY again ? !  Sheesh…”

SMELLS LIKE

“Sure these sneakers are kinda smelly, but I don’t really care at this point…”   Princess Pansy Editor’s Note:  Moments later, Princess Pansy made a move that suggests the sneakers didn’t smell that… Continue reading →

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Reflection

Today ends a two-week holiday vacation. I’ve been laying around, trying to come up with some witty observation about time away from work (which will demonstrate my mental superiority over the other, less… Continue reading →

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Impatient

There’s never really a “good” checkout lane at Walmart, so of course I picked the very worst one.  I’m 3rd in line and the lady at the register is planted like a statue… Continue reading →

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Disillusionment

You have GOT to be joking, Momma. I get that you had a momentary hope for authenticity but a churro bought from a NYC hot dog vendor just isn’t the real deal. That’s… Continue reading →

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New Year’s Eve 2014

New Year’s Eve Rule # 1: When celebrating the occasion with 150+ strangers; you’ll feel at your best if you’re dressed in retro-couture and sparkling jewels.  As a fashion conscious cat, remember to keep… Continue reading →